This joke was told to me by a local. That makes it OK.
A UFO lands in China and an alien walks out. Someone from Beijing would say, “This is very big international news. We have to tell the world we found an alien. We will be very important.”
A citizen of Shanghai would say, “This alien is very valuable. We can sell it to the United States for a lot of money.”
A person from Guangzhou would poke it and say, “Can we eat it?”
This might answer my nephew’s question about eating dog meat 😉
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