Humor – Chinese style

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This joke was told to me by a local. That makes it OK.

 

A UFO lands in China and an alien walks out. Someone from Beijing would say, “This is very big international news. We have to tell the world we found an alien. We will be very important.”

A citizen of Shanghai would say, “This alien is very valuable. We can sell it to the United States for a lot of money.”

 A person from Guangzhou would poke it and say, “Can we eat it?”

This might answer my nephew’s question about eating dog meat 😉

5PM – 84°

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About vikarenously

I am an ex-pat living in Guangzhou, China. I am married to the man of my dreams who has indulged my love of travel by working hard enough to snag two international assignments. Oh yes, I also have two amazing children who accompanied us on our first one to Switzerland and are now mature and responsible adults which makes it so easy for us to experience this adventure as empty-nesters. Experience it vicariously with Karen.

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